My parents decided to call me Brittney when they made me. I like mashed potatoes & cute boys; Secondary blog: relax-its-life.tumblr.com

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

  • boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
  • boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me

(Source: hirocks)

(Source: sandandglass)

bound2014:

the motto

bound2014:

the motto

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relahvant:

when someone accidentally spoils your favourite tv show and then tries to apologise 

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multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower)

everydaycomics:

and that’s why you should drink moderately. 

everydaycomics:

and that’s why you should drink moderately. 

slydigged:

sunglasses emoji only wears his shades to hide the tears

(Source: cynicalslut666)

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

missmirandaaraee:

THIS COULDNT BE MORE TRUE

missmirandaaraee:

THIS COULDNT BE MORE TRUE

philisntonfire:

lalaalexa:

philisntonfire:

I am confused and also scared

baby steps

friCK

philisntonfire:

lalaalexa:

philisntonfire:

I am confused and also scared

baby steps

friCK

sundaymornincomindown:

veganrantss:

White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.

oh damn

(Source: vogue-pussyxo)